Love Bug. At a loss for what to get your love this Valentine’s Day? Candy can be so impersonal; lingerie implies too much; and jewelry is so expensive. The Bronx Zoo is offering the once-a-year chance to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after your Valentine — the largest member of the roach family! It costs only $10 to name an animal, and you can both go and visit the roaches in a romantic trip to the zoo (if you still have an appetite after, I recommend eating at Dominick’s on Arthur Avenue.) And next time you see a roach crawling around your apartment, think twice before squashing it. It could be somebody’s boyfriend!